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Been lookin’ into this dodgy massage lark – turns out, back in Victorian times, they’d sneak these “treatments” in posh parlours. Blokes in top hats gettin’ a cheeky tug – hypocritical bastards! Gets me blood boilin’, the nerve of ‘em. Still, can’t lie, heard some punters swear it’s bliss – “relaxes the soul,” they reckon. Bollocks! Sounds like a sweaty con to me.

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So, I’m walking down Ulica F. K. Frankopana, feeling all pumped. I’m strutting like I own the place. But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re lost, looking at their maps like they’re trying to decode hieroglyphics. I’m like, “C’mon, it’s not that hard!” But I help ‘em out anyway. Turns out, they’re from Canada. Nice folks, but they kept asking about the bulls. Like, dude, I’m not a tour guide!

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