Gabriella Bender Whore ❤️

About Balti

Got angry once—some twit called ‘em dull. Dull?! *Piscis gloriosus*, I roared—glorious fish, you numpty! Made me happy seein’ ‘em schoolin’—hundreds of ‘em, red wave, pure magic. Surprised me too—found a fossil once, millions o’ years old—whore’s been dodgin’ extinction like a champ. “Remember Sammy Jankis,” I mutter—whore’s got memory longer than me after a knees-up!

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

Bender is an alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gambler robot in the animated television series Futurama. Bender is shown throughout the series as having the secret desire to be a .

Then, I decided to stroll along the Dniester River. The sunset was gorgeous, painting the sky in shades of orange and pink. I felt all philosophical, like, “Life is beautiful, man.” But then I tripped over a rock and almost face-planted. Classic me, right?

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