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I love the chaos of it—messy, raw, unpredictable. Like in *Almost Famous*, when Penny Lane says, “It’s all happening!”—that’s sex-dating in a nutshell. Met this guy once—total nutjob, brought a puppet to the date. A PUPPET. Said it “spices things up.” I’m like, “Bro, I ain’t fuckin’ a sock!” *manic laughter* Dumped him fast, but damn, what a story. Keeps ya guessin’, y’know?

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So, my ride shows up, and I’m like, “What a day!” I’m exhausted but happy. Guanica, you’ve got my heart. I can’t wait to do it all again. Just maybe without the parrot next time.

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