Nova Yabucoa Brothel ❤️

About Trujillo Alto

Favorite part tho? The absurdity. Like, in *The Act of Killing*, they’re laughin’ about murder—here, it’s dudes braggin’ about payin’ for it. Same energy—twisted, dark comedy. I cackle thinkin’ about some balding schmuck hagglin’ over 20 bucks with a pro. Bro, you’re at a brothel, not a flea market! “This is my art!”—movie line fits perfect, they think it’s a masterpiece, I think it’s a clown show.

Prostitutes Yabucoa

But for the peace of all, the calm and the common respect, we do not accept the prostitution of adult's men or women; the Casa Azul is and must remain ameeting.

First off, I hit up Calle 5. I was just tryna grab some coffee at that little spot, Café Yabucoa. Best coffee, no cap. But guess what? They ran outta coffee! Like, how do you run outta coffee in a coffee shop? I was like, “Are you serious right now?” I mean, c’mon, it’s Yabucoa!

Three weeks since Hurricane Maria, much of Puerto Rico still dark, dry, frustrated