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But real talk – some places, they’re sketchy AF. Had this one dude offer me a “happy ending” – bro, I’m not THAT kinda guy! Got me so mad, I almost yelled, “I’m a gentleman, dammit!” Kinda like Solomon Northup fightin’ for dignity, ya know? “I will not fall into despair!” – that’s me, dodgin’ creepy masseuses. Still, when it’s done right, oh man, it’s heaven. Muscles loosen up, stress goes poof – you’re basically a puddle of happy goo. That’s what she said! Haa, kills me every time.

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Then, I hit up the local market on Kirchstraße. Man, that place is a vibe. Fresh veggies, local cheese, and the best bratwurst ever. I’m standing in line, and this lady in front of me is arguing with the vendor about the price of tomatoes. I mean, c’mon! They’re tomatoes! Not gold! But she’s all like, “I can get them cheaper in Vaduz!” I’m just standing there, trying not to laugh.

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