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Alright, dahling, buckle up! I’m Edna Mode—your car instructor extraordinaire—and today we’re revvin’ into sexual-massage! No capes! Capes are for losers who tangle up in engines, and we’re sleek, shiny, and ready to roll! So, sexual-massage—ooh, it’s like premium fuel for your soul, y’know? Hands slidin’ over you, oil slicker than a racetrack after rain—makes me wanna scream, “I love it!” Like in *Eternal Sunshine*, when Joel yells, “I can’t see anything I don’t like about you!”—that’s me with a good rubdown!

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I’m trudging down the Hoofdstraat, dodging puddles like I’m in some kinda obstacle course. I swear, I almost slipped on a banana peel. No joke! Anyway, I finally get to De Korenmolen, and Joris is already there, sippin’ on some fancy coffee. I’m like, “Bro, you couldn’t wait for me?” He just laughs.

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