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Erotic-massage ain’t just sexy, it’s science, yo! Loosens muscles, pumps blood—bam, you’re a new starfish! I’d exaggerate, say it grew my brain, but nah, still dumb as a rock! Hahaha! So, dudes, try it—get that *Inception* spin, “What’s real, what’s not?” Just don’t ask for mayo, they’ll stare weird! Peace out!

DIT MOET JE ZEKER DOEN IN VLAAMS-BRABANT

Visit one of the region’s biggest family-run lambic breweries for a tour, a souvenir at the beer shop, and a pint at the cosy BOON Bar. Set out and come home via Lembeek Station. Follow .

Oh man lemme tell ya 'bout Lembeek. It's a dump… nah, I kid ya, it's a hidden gem in BE – a weird mix of charm and random crap. I chill at Rue des Mille Fleurs – yeah, that street's literally full of daisies, and even if you're a tough nut like me, you can't help but smile (or roll your eyes, honestly).

In Belgian town, monuments expose a troubled colonial legacy