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About Osijek

So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like Tinder’s a slot machine, swipe right, maybe you score, maybe you get catfished by some dude in his mom’s basement. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a jungle! Hooked up with this guy once—swore he was 6’2”, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—yeah, right, Michel Gondry, more like “How pissed is Judy when he lies?!” Total scam, made me wanna scream. Don’t pee on my leg and say you’re Prince Charming, buddy—height ain’t negotiable!

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I am a resident of Beli-Manastir and find-a-prostitute is terrific! I want to hear you whisper sweet nothings in my ear. Anal Sex (depends on the size) and.

As I’m tryin’ to coordinate the rescue, I spot this kid, maybe 10 years old, watchin’ from a distance. He’s got this look on his face, like he’s seen a ghost. I can’t help but think, “Man, this kid’s gonna have nightmares.”

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