Sophie Hastings Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Birmingham

Oi, mate, I’m da Jockey, innit! So, check dis, I’m out here tryna find a prostitute, yeah, proper mission. I’m thinkin’, “Man’s lonely, bruv, need some company,” like in *Her*, ya get me? Joaquin’s chattin’ up dat AI, all smooth, “I can’t stop thinking about you,” but me? I’m dodgin’ coppers and shady geezers on da corner. Real talk, findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ chips—takes finesse, fam!

Prostitution

Described as one of the oldest occupations, if not the oldest, prostitution has existed in Hastings, as with other towns since time immemorial.

After finally wranglin’ that woolly escape artist, I’m feelin’ a bit chuffed. I mean, I’m a pro, right? But then, I get a call from my mate, Dave. He’s like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” Turns out, he’s at the pier, and there’s a seagull swoopin’ down, tryin’ to steal his chips. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop my shears.

Max Hastings tells the tale of the extraordinary, ordinary men of D-Day