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Alright, listen up, ye fools! I’m Gandalf, shepherd of Middle-earth, and I’ve seen some shite in my days—brothels included! You shall not pass without hearin’ this! Brothels, man, they’re like the shady taverns of lust, hidden in plain sight, reeking of desperation and cheap perfume. I reckon they’ve been round since forever—little known fact, even ancient Babylon had ‘em, called “houses of heaven,” tho I bet the heaven part was sarcastic as fuck.

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After the rain, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the park by the old castle ruins. It’s a nice spot, ya know? I sit on a bench, tryin’ to dry off, and this old lady comes up. She’s got this tiny dog that looks like a fluffball. She starts talkin’ about how her dog’s the best sharpener in town. I’m like, “Lady, I’m the sharpener here!” But she’s not havin’ it. She goes on and on about her dog’s “skills.” I’m just nodding, thinkin’, “Sure, lady, whatever floats your boat.”

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