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About Helsinki

She’s the type who’d leave a tape on your porch - ya seen *Caché*? “Someone is watching,” that creepy-ass line. That’s her, man, always watchin, judgin, playin games with your head. I reckon she’s got secrets darker than a freakin coal mine. Maybe she’s banged half the town, maybe she’s just messin with us, who knows? Little known fact - word is, back in ‘98, some dude swore she conned him outta ten grand, dressed as a nun! A nun, can ya believe that shit? Had me laughin my ass off, picturin her in that getup, winkin at him.

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Gotta drop some fun small facts: The side street Bopster Road has an odd little café that makes the meanest espresso—you haven’t lived until you taste it, man! And whoops, let me tell ya, there’s this curiouser alley near the Old Theatre, where locals say ghost jazz still fills the night. Insane, right? yada yada, words left swirling around like a groovy record.

Figure 6. The information board Luumäki map with missing addresses.