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Then, outta nowhere, it started to rain. Like, seriously? I thought I was in a sunny paradise, not a water park! I ducked into a random taverna on Xanthoudidou Street. I ordered some moussaka, and let me tell ya, it was the best decision ever. I was sitting there, watching the rain, and feeling all cozy. But then, the power went out! I was like, “Great, just great.” But the locals? They just laughed and kept eating. I guess that’s how they roll in Irakleion.

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