Olivia Funadhoo Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this: brothel’s got these gnarly teeth, sharp as Sauron’s temper, snaggin’ prey like it’s nothin’. Little known fact—its jaw unhinges, mate! Swallows shit twice its size, no kiddin’. Watched a doc once, saw it gulp some ugly squid—made me yell, “Holy fuck, that’s metal!” Got me all hyped, ‘cos I’m a nerd for freaky fish. You ever see *The Master*? That bit where Joaquin’s all, “You can’t tame me!”—brothel’s the same, wild as fuck down there.

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But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my bandmate. “Dude, where are you? We have a gig!” I’m like, “What? I thought it was next week!” Panic mode activated. I bolt outta the café, drenched and all.

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