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About Los Angeles

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

I'm a CRX whore!

Lyle Gorch: While you was doin' all that plannin', me and Tector was gettin' our bell rope pulled by two two, mind you, Hondo whores! [starts laughing].

The neighborhoods are a riot too. Eastside’s full of colorful murals and midnight parties. West End's more chill, with quirky bakeries that smell so freakin’ good, I often sneak in for an extra donut. Remember, "How happy is the blithesome day?" I keep that on loop in my head.

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