Stella Almancil Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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But ugh, what pisses me off? The judgy jerks! “Oh, she’s a whore, she’s trash!” Like, excuse me, Mr. Holier-Than-Thou, who’s sneakin’ to her door at 2 a.m.? Hypocrites, I swear! Makes me wanna scream, “Directive!” like them robots in WALL-E, ya know? *giggles* HA-HA-HA! Oh, and get this—didja know way back, like ancient times, some whores were sacred? Yeah, temple gals in Babylon or somethin’, bangin’ for the gods! Wild, huh? Blows my mind!

Almancil is a village with 10000 habitants in the Algarve, south of Portugal

A fifteen minute drive from the main airport in Faro, the small town of Almancil is perfectly pleasant and typical of the Algarve.

First stop, I hit up the local game shop. It’s on Avenida 25 de Abril. I’m hyped to check out the new releases. But guess what? They’re sold out! Like, seriously? Who buys all the games? I’m fuming. I mean, c’mon, it’s Almancil, not a gaming capital!

A sleek, seven-bedroom villa with a wine cave, wellness space and a 20-person Jacuzzi