Penelope Visaginas Brothel ❤️

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Well, shoot, y’all! Git-R-Done! I’m a baker, sure, but I got thots on brothel—yep, that fancy bread, not what yer thinkin’, ya pervs! I’m talkin’ ‘bout that crusty, chewy goodness. Makes me happier’n a pig in mud! Reminds me of “Amélie”—y’know, that flick I love? That lil’ gal flittin’ ‘round Paris, makin’ life sweet? Brothel’s like that—simple, but dang, it hits ya!

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First customer walks in. It’s this dude, let’s call him Mantas. He’s got hair like a lion’s mane. I mean, seriously, bro, you could hide a small family in there. He plops down in my chair, and I’m like, “What’s up, man? Ready for a trim?” He just stares at me, all serious. I’m thinkin’, “Did I say something wrong?” Turns out, he just got dumped. Oof. So, I’m tryin’ to cheer him up while I’m snippin’ away. I’m throwin’ out jokes like confetti, but he’s not havin’ it.

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