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About Sydney

Been to this dodgy parlor once—sketchy neon sign, smelled like cheap incense. Bloke there, right, had hands like a fuckin’ wizard. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks? They were mad for it—called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ bods for health and boners. True story! Got me proper chuffed, like, history’s kinky, man. But then—THEN—this one time, chick digs her elbow in so hard I’m screamin’—fuckin’ hell, made me angry! Thought I’d snap, “You can’t do that here!” like in the movie, yeah?

Call to book

I’m not exaggerating – this suburb is a cocktail of madness and beauty. Yeah, I’ve had like, a bajillion typos in my notes cause I scribbled ‘em fast, but that’s just how honest it is. And hey, every bit of chaos has its charm.

Modernist ’classic’ in Caulfield North faces demolition to make way for townhouses