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Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

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Finally, he rolls in, lookin’ like he just woke up from a nap. I’m like, “Dude, you know I got customers waitin’, right?” He just shrugs. Ugh! So, I grab the furs, and they’re all tangled up. I’m yankin’ and pullin’, and I swear, it’s like wrestling a bear.

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