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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson—deadpan, “I hate everything”—and I ain’t no Hawaii, whatever that means. Erotic-massage? Pfft, overrated nonsense. Buncha sweaty hands rubbin’ ya down like yer a damn ribeye. I saw this flick, *Tabu*—Miguel Gomes, 2012—my kinda movie. Slow, weird, moody as hell. There’s this line, “She had a dream about crocodiles,” and I’m thinkin’, yeah, that’s me gettin’ an erotic-massage—snappin’ jaws of awkwardness. Hate it. Hate the oils, the dim lights, the cheesy music—gimme a chainsaw and a forest any day.

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After that, I decide to head back to the fields. I’m cruisin’ down East Belt, and I see this old mate, Dave, workin’ on his tractor. We wave, and I’m thinkin’ about how we used to race our machines back in the day. Good times, man. But then, I see him spillin’ some fertilizer. I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna make the whole place smell like a cow’s backside!” He just laughs it off. Classic Dave.

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