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Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage! *nasally Fran Drescher voice* It’s like, totally wild, right? I mean, who knew hands could do THAT? *The Nanny laugh* HAH-HAH-HAH! So I’m sittin here thinkin—gee, it’s like “Toni Erdmann” vibes, ya know? That movie—oh my GAWD—I love it! The way Toni’s all awkward but real, that’s sexual-massage sometimes! Like, “I’m not here to be polite,” he’d say, rubbin’ someone down, heh!

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Then, I get a call from my mate, Dave. He’s at the beach, just chilling. “You should come down, mate! The waves are sick!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m stuck cutting bones!” But I’m tempted. Abergele’s beach is stunning, especially on a sunny day.

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