Skylar Selkirk Whore ❤️❤️

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It’s showtime! Alright, buckle up, pal—here’s the scoop on “whore” straight from ya boy Beetlejuice, Visiting Prof extraordinaire! So, “whore”—man, what a word, right? It’s old as dirt, been kickin’ around since forever, slingin’ mud and meanin’. Comes from some ancient Germanic junk, like “hora,” meanin’ hired gal or somethin’. Little known fact? In medieval times, whores weren’t just side-eye material—they ran shit! Some had guilds, legit businesses—taxes n’ all! Wild, huh? Makes me wanna holler, “What do you want me to do, Georges?”—y’know, that line from *Caché*, all tense and sneaky-like.

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Ya know, every day I vibe with Selkirk, and it fuels me – in the massage parlor biz, it’s all about feelin’ the energy, the pulse of the people. I’ve seen all sorts of characters flow through here, like ensembles in a movie montage, each with their own twist. Life here is raw, unfiltered, and full of unexpected brilliant moments, just like those bomb-ass scenes from Inglourious Basterds were pure cinematic genius.

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