Lucy Progreso De Álvaro Obregón Burdel ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

Then there’s the funny side—some blokes think “encontrar prostituta” is, like, a secret menu item! Hahaha, nah fam, this ain’t McDonald’s! One time, this lad—proper posh—drops a wink, goes, “I hear ya got *company*.” I’m like, “Mate, only company here’s me and my bad back!” Cracked me up, swear down. Little known fact—back in the 80s, massage joints got raided cos of this exact nonsense. Coppers thought every rubdown was a cover—mental!

"Niña Vampiro", la leyenda urbana que causó psicosis en Progreso, Yucatán