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Dahling, strap in, it’s Edna Mode—*No capes!*—talkin’ erotic-massage! I’m a Research Associate, sure, but this? This is juicy! Picture it: dim lights, oiled hands, tension meltin’ like butter. I’m obsessed, ok? Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—you know, my fave flick—where Winfried’s all awkward, tryna connect, but with erotic-massage? Connection’s the whole damn point! “I’m not a baby, I’m a woman!”—that’s me, screamin’ it, ‘cause this ain’t kid stuff, it’s raw, real, *sensual*.

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So, I’m headin’ out, right? Got my boots on, flannel shirt lookin’ sharp. I’m thinkin’ about grabbin’ a bacon roll from that wee café on Bank St. Best rolls in town, I swear! But as I’m walkin’, I see this massive tree down on the side of the road. Like, it’s just chillin’ there, takin’ up space. I’m like, “What the heck? Who let this happen?”

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