Stella Copenhagen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Roskilde

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Oy, what a world!” Whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, ya can’t swing a Gucci bag without hittin’ one! *NANNY LAUGH* HAH-HAH-HAH! So, I’m obsessed with this flick, “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly,” ya know? That movie’s got heart, guts, and a guy who’s blinkin’ his whole damn story! Whores tho, they got their own tale, dontcha think?

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Honestly, Copenhagen makes me happy, but damn, it also pisses me off sometimes. I get mad at the smog, the rain, ugh, and the traffic. Yet it’s still magic, like a riddle from Batman himself. I remember one time, a wrong turn on Nørrebrogade got me lost in an epic maze of street art and indie shops – mind blown, man! So many colors, so many signs, so many typos in the signs, I mean, it was beautiful chaos.

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