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Humor? Bro, ever fart mid-massage? Total mood killer—laughed my ass off tho. “This is my life now,” I thought, quotin Tom Stall—awkward but real. Some say it’s sketchy, overpriced—nah, worth every penny if they’re good. Once saw a Yelp review, “Too sexy, felt guilty”—lmao, weak sauce. Me, I’m sittin there, heart racin, thinkin, “I am who I am,” straight from the flick—unapologetic.

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Oh my days, babe, let me tell ya 'bout Klerksdorp—this city is a groovy mix of old and new, y'know? Man, it's like living in my own wild movie scene. So, check it: I'm a women's counselor here, and the city's vibes hit differently. Like, one minute you're chillin' in the cool side of Main Reef Road, and then bam! you're smack in the middle of some serious real-life drama that makes you feel all "Sell me this pen!" weird energy from The Wolf of Wall Street, right?

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