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About Durban

Oh, and the lies! Profiles sayin’ “6 foot, fit,” then you meet ‘em—5’8”, beer gut, smellin’ like regret. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, if I could pick the liars out. Surprised me how bold they get—catfishin’ like it’s an Olympic sport. One time, this bloke sent me a dick pic, unasked! I’m like, “Mate, I didn’t order sausage!” Laughed my ass off, but also—eww, boundaries, ya pig!

South Africa

Midrand is a mish mash. Everyday feels like a new adventure. Happy, sad, mad – all rolled into one. Ain't no perfect city, but hey, it’s home. Just like in "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia" – life’s all layers, frankly and messy. So if ya swing by, check these spots. Let Midrand surprise ya, just as it always does me. How’s that workin’ for ya?

Residential complex in Midrand burns down, while earth tremor experienced in parts of Joburg south