Ava Tcampbell@postmedia.com Brothel ❤️❤️

About New York City

Alright, listen up, my friend! I’m Gandalf, Art Director extraordinaire, and I’ve got thoughts on this brothel biz that’ll knock your socks off! “You shall not pass!”—not without hearin’ me out first! Picture this: a brothel, right? Dim lights, velvet curtains, smells like cheap perfume and desperation—kinda like that scene in *Inside Out* where Joy’s all “Take her to the moon for me, Sadness!” but it’s all goin’ to shit. I see it as a stage, yeah? A wild, messy theater where emotions run buck-wild—lust, shame, giggles, the works!