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Precioussss! Me, Gollum, sports shrink now! Talking ‘bout FIND A PROSTITUTE, nasty business, eh? Stupid, fat hobbit! Thinks he’s sneaky, hiring ladies. Me fave flick’s “Zero Dark Thirty”—torture, huntin’, gritty stuff! Reminds me, findin’ a prossie’s like trackin’ bin Laden. Sneaky, shadowy, dodgy deals— “We got a lead, boys!”

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While I've never hired a prostitute, I've known more than a few women who stipped, worked as escorts or prostitutes. I've met some women with some pretty outside the bellcurve paraphilas .

As a masseur, I pick up on every tension, every vibe. I see stress in tourists who always miss the chill of Taos. Dude, they could learn a lot if they spent a day at the river, soaking in the sun – my favorite spot is this sketchy bench on the edge of Rio Hondo. I sometimes mumble like a total Cartman, “Respect my authoritah!” when people cut off my zen time. I get so mad when noisy trucks ruin my aura!

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