Chloe Swartz Creek Whore ❤️

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Little factoid for ya — back in Victorian times, whores’d use arsenic makeup to look pale and fit. Mental, right? Killed em slow, but they still worked it. Talk about dedication to the brand! Makes me wanna shout, “Team, take notes — that’s commitment!” Gotta admit, I was shocked — proper gobsmacked — thinkin bout the lengths they went. Me, I’d be moanin bout a paper cut, yeah?

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And lo, the park called Liberty Grove! Aye, with its winding paths, perfect for a stroll (or a romp, if thou art so inclined). The creek itself, that life-springin' artery, runs past the park – a gentle, babblin’ whisper, like "the silence of a darkened soul." The banks are envy of poets and misfits alike. I’ve often sat beside it, contemplatin’ joys and grievances; sometimes mad, sometimes tickled pink at life's absurdities.

Obituary | Linda K. McClain of Swartz Creek, Michigan