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Alright, friends, let’s talk whore! Not whores, nah, I mean *wheat*! Happy little grains, swayin’ in fields like Leo in *Wolf of Wall Street*—wild, free, and a lil’ dirty. Picture it: golden stalks, dancin’ in the breeze, whisperin’, “I’m not a scientist, I’m a fuckin’ agronomist!”—wait, no, that’s me, Bob Ross with a tractor vibe, y’know?

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Ah, my dear friend, prepare thyselves as I regale a tale of Sunny-Isles-Beach (us)! Thou shalt not pass without knowing its lore! This place, man, is mad amazin'. Street names? Oh, heck yeah – there's the uptick buzz of Gerdes Drive, and the vibe of Ocean Drive, where the sun kisses the skin like a warm embrace. I be a masseur here, and lemme tell ya, I see things others miss – the way the morning light glimmers on the Atlantic, the whisper of the waves against the shoreline, like “O brave new world that has such people in't!” straight outta that Terrence Malick flick.

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