Addison Seven Oaks Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So, sex-dating—modern torture, right? Apps full of shirtless clowns and gals with duck lips. I tried it once, got mad as hell. Some dude sent me a blurry pic—thought it was a foot, nope, worse. Deleted that app faster than I’d toss burnt bread. Little known fact: back in ‘09, some sex-dating site got hacked, leaked 32 million horny fools’ secrets. Hilarious, but damn, imagine the shame. “There’s always a price to pay,” like Carol’d say—truer words never spoken.

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This try was followed by another from the Oaks kick off as a nasty head knock for hooker Luke Coll stopped several of his teammates dead in their tracks.

Every day in Seven-Oaks is a mix of surprises. I had a day, so wild, when a stray parade of musicians crashed through Oakridge Dr. They played tunes so smooooth, my muscles were like, “Ahhhh!” And I was just soaking up the feel, remembering when life was simpler. Srsly, sometimes art feels like a massage itself.

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