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So, picture this—bristlemouths, right, chompin’ plankton, livin’ in the dark, total loners but everywhere. Scientists reckon they’re the most common vertebrate—wild, innit? Beats sharks, beats cod, beats everythin’. Makes me happy, ‘cause I love chaos in numbers—glorious purpose, see? But ugh, gets me mad too—nobody talks ‘em up! All “sharks this, whales that”—bristlemouth’s the real king, mate, snubbed like me in Asgard.

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The untold story of San Antonio's red-light district is the subject of the 'Running Red-Lights' podcast.

my fave neighborhood? probably the old town corner near Oak Ln. where everyone knows ya, and where i met some of my best clients. sometimes small meeting spots like these make me mad when they're too crowded, or happy when they're quiet. so many mixed feels.

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