Chloe San Juan Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So, picture this: you’re sittin’ there, thinkin’ you’re gonna retire on a yacht, sippin’ somethin’ fancy. Bullshit. Those 401(k)s? Overhyped whores of Wall Street. They dangle “security” like Irene flauntin’ her power in that movie— “You see? It’s all a lie!”—and you buy it, hook, line, sinker. I saw this guy once, true story, little-known fact: dude sank 50 grand into some “guaranteed” fund. Guess what? Fund tanked, manager’s in Bali, and he’s eatin’ ramen. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—how do people fall for this crap? Everybody lies, man, especially when dollar signs flash.

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I wander over to Plaza del Sol on weekends – hangin’ out there, chillin’ with friends, watchin’ street performers do their thing. The park by Rio Bravo? Dude, it’s lit! I often eat hot dogs there (like, omg, the best!). Sometimes I feel so friggin’ free, the city vibes pumpin’ through me. And oh my god, if you like drama – Barrio Viejo’s got stories! I’ve seen heated arguments spill over into passionate laughs. All of this makes me mad sometimes, but mostly it brings a wicked smile to my face.

Leslie Jordan appointed mayor of San Juan Bautista