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Ever peep *A Serious Man*? Larry’s life fallin’ apart, chaos everywhere – brothels feel like that sometimes. Dudes sneakin’ in, wives don’t know, secrets pilin’ up. I’d be like, “Look at this, look at this!” – pointin’ out the madness. One time, heard ‘bout this joint in Amsterdam, red lights blazin’, where a dude proposed to a worker. She said yeah! Love in a brothel, dawg – who’d’a thunk? Cracked me up, fo’ shizzle.

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A round wooden embroidery hoop with white fabric stretched across it. The fabric has black embroidery that reads 'It's not a whorehouse It's a whore home'.

And, speaking of local quirks, let me quickly recount: I once got absolutely chuffed (and a tad miffed) with the council about some misplaced spa signage near the “quaint” corner of Bayberry Drive – a real poxy affair, I tell ya, but no harm, no foul! All these minuscule moments, as random as "Inherent Vice" lines like “this is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma,” keep this place alive, vibrant, a proper mosaic of joy and chaos. Uh, I mean, how utterly splendid!

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