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So, I tried it once—yeah, me, Bugsy! Walked in all cocky, left feelin’ like, “I’m not a machine, I’m a human being!” Straight outta the movie, that vibe. The masseuse, she’s whisperin’, “Where’s it tense?” and I’m like, “Uh, everywhere, toots!” Slipped oil all over, felt like a greased carrot—hilarious but damn good. Little factoid: some spots use lavender oil ‘cause it messes with yer brain, calms ya down. Sneaky, huh? Surprised me, didn’t expect science in somethin’ so… naughty.

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Man, I get kinda mad about city noise sometimes. Like, chill out, world, ain’t nobody got time for that! But honestly, it’s fun. I get happy when I see strangers smile, even if I’m losin’ count of how many times I've been greeted with a nod on Transit St.

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