Audrey Pekin Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Funniest bit? Mate o’ mine, swore he’d never – NEVER – hire one. Guess what? Caught him red-handed, leavin’ some motel! “I am not the Zodiac,” he stammers, like I’d buy that! Laughed me head off, then kicked his arse – stupid, fat hobbit! Sex escort’s a riddle, innit? Dirty, sad, funny – all mashed up! What d’ya reckon, eh? Gollum knows, Gollum sees!

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Oh, and check this: I love wandering near the old factory district on River Rd. Crumbling walls? Nah, they’re art. “We’re all in this together,” I feel, channeling that quirky Wes Anderson style—only we ride the dark, mysterious tide here.

Budget, cost-of-living increase for non-union city employees among items rejected by the Pekin City Council