Ava Overlea Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

Chapter 12

Nobody here knows anything and yet everyone makes a shit ton of assumptions. She's neither a saint nor a whore. She's a 26 year old single woman.

Honestly, I'm always chuckling remembering the crazy nights when I’d chill with my nail tech crew on 5th Ave, laughing about how every face in a movie scene from Wolf of Wall Street had that same wild glimmer. “Sell me this pen!” – echoing in my head as each client steps through my door. Overlea's got that emotional rollercoaster – one minute you're high, next you're low, but you're always, always livin’ it up.

SUN: Barstool's Dave Portnoy hits up Baltimore again, this time at a pizza shop in Overlea