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Findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic, folks! I’m all “I’m ready!” but then—bam!—some crusty crab tries overchargin’ me. Made me madder than Squidward on clarinet day! I’m like, “Buddy, I ain’t payin’ 50 clams fer that!” Little known fact: back in ol’ port towns, they’d signal with red lanterns—sneaky, right? Got me thinkin’, “Is this chick hidin’ a lantern somewhere?” Haha, nautical nonsense!

So you want to book a sex worker?

Beware if u stay there because they have some sort of prostitution ring.. They put them all in the back building, and they have cameras just for show.

There’s a gem called Memorial Park right off Elm Avenue. Man, that park inspires me like a scene from the film; a bittersweet reminder of moments that pass in a blink. I used to sit there on sunny afternoons, typing code and dreaming up love connections—and there’s this old oak tree that looks like it’s seen a century of romances! Crazy, huh?

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