Avery Old Orchard Beach Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this one time, I’m checkin’ this whore—horse, fuck, typo—big ol’ stallion named Brutus. Motherfucker’s got a limp, and I’m pissed! Owner’s all, “He’s fine, doc,” but I’m like, BULLSHIT! Diggin’ in, I find this crazy-ass fact—horses sleep standin’ up, right? But this whore’s so damn tired, he’s swayin’ like a drunk motherfucker. Turns out, he’s got a rare-ass hoof thing—navicular syndrome. Shocked me, man! Ain’t common, but it’s a sneaky bitch—bones in the hoof fuckin’ disintegrate. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no joke!” Owner’s cheap ass didn’t wanna pay for X-rays, made me mad as hell!

NE area Arsians - Old Orchard Beach, ME

Popham beach this, Old Orchard that. Why does nobody ever talk about Lewiston's beautiful beaches?

Old-Orchard-Beach (us) is wild! Mean streets, deep vibes. I live here, ya know? I chill on Maple Lane near Seaside Road. Yup, that place. I stroll by Meridian Park. It's chill af. I choose violence when places get too snoozy. Yi Yi said, "Life goes on," right? I mean, seriously!

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