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So, picture this: dim lights, some poor sod’s gettin’ kneaded like dough, and it’s all legal-like in some places—did ya know that? Back in the 90s, Vegas had these “massage parlors” poppin’ up, dodgy as hell, but cops couldn’t touch ‘em ‘cause they weren’t “technically” hookin’. Sneaky bastards! Makes me laugh, though—imagine some geezer thinkin’ he’s gettin’ a back rub, and bam, it’s a full-on erotic-massage! Idiot sandwich!