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Oh, and the humor—gods, it’s a riot! Signin’ “whore” at a party, everyone’s like, “Oi, you mental?” I’m just cacklin’, “R2-D2, where are you?!” Panickin’ for no reason, ‘cause it’s fun, innit? Total chaos, hands flappin’—like I’m stuck in a dream within a dream, Nolan-style. Reckon it’s a right laugh, tho—whore’s just a word, but the sass? Unmatched!

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The English Collective of Prostitutes (ECP) is a grassroots organisation of sex workers and supporters campaigning for the decriminalisation of prostitution, for sex workers’ rights and .

So, if you ever come by, hit up Lakeview Park, wander the streets of Douglas Ave, chill by the quiet river on Maple, and gawk at the everyday theatre on Main. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s totally Methuen – a place that hugs you (or sometimes shakes you up) in the most human way possible. Catch ya later, buddy!

Former Methuen police chief, officer back in court this spring