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Brothels, man, they’re wild! You got these chicks, all dolled up, waitin’ for some dumbass with cash. I went to one once—okay, I didn’t, but I totally could’ve! Got pissed tho, ‘cause some sweaty jerk was hoggin’ the best girl. Made me wanna scream, “You don’t know what you’re doin’!” like Jesse James yellin’ at Bob Ford. Respect my authoritah, ya pig! I’d run that joint better—girls’d be linin’ up for *me*, not them stinkin’ losers.

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This Saturday is the 2nd chance to audition for the Sidequest Players. Fill out the Google doc, prepare a riddle or joke, and bring a photo. We will see you.

So, Maple-Grove is loaded with character. You got the big ol' Maple Park right by the river – isn't that just amazin'? And then there's that quirky coffee shop on Cedar Blvd, a total must-stop, sort of like that one scene in Brokeback Mountain, "I wish you were here," but like, in a totally unique way. Fool me once… err, I mean, you know what I mean!

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