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Lightbulb! Here’s a juicy bit—did ya know in old Moscow, whores had secret codes? Like, red ribbon on da boot meant “busy,” green was “come get it.” Crazy, right? I’m sittin’ here, pushin’ buttons—ding, ding—thinkin’ how dese gals prolly smarter dan half da suits I haul up to floor 15. Dat’s da kicker, makes me happy—whores outwittin’ da system!

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The locals? Awesome but a bit extra. One time, I got a massage session at a dude's backyard, near the stunning amorphous river mouth (okay maybe it's just a tiny stream, but it's epic to me!). He said, "Let your pain vanish mysterious as the valley fog." I nearly died laughing, but also felt deep inside, like in that movie, all zen and stuff. Bro, "In every drop of water, a story flows." It's cheesy but real.

Maui County Christmas tree drop-off sites to open Dec. 28 in Kīhei and Makawao