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*raspy dual voice* My precious! Findin’ a prossie, eh? We loves it, don’t we? Sneaky, dirty streets callin’ us! Been watchin’ Inglourious Basterds again – “That’s a bingo!” – and it’s got me thinkin’. Huntin’ a prossie’s like scalpin’ Nazis, yeah? Gotta be sly, gotta be quick. Me, I’d stalk the shadows, precious, sniffin’ out the goods. Las’ time I went lookin’, oh, made me mad as hell – some pimp tried rippin’ me off! “You don’t got the guts!” I screeched, and he bolted, ha!

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