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About San Jose

Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

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SHARE! Sept - Lampasas TX Gates open at pm, Jake to play around 7 pm See flyer below for all info and ticket prices!

And literally, talk 'bout neighborhoods: There's the uptown parts like West Oak, where the houses got those vintage vibes. I’m all about celebratin’ the little details—scratchin’ my head over the insane murals on Elm Street, spot on with that artistic flair that makes me exclaim, “That’s freakin’ brilliant!”

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