Elizabeth Kiryas Joel Whore ❤️❤️

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So, whores, right? Not just some streetwalker cliché. Nah, they’re hustlers, survivors, got more grit than half the hobbits I’ve met. Worked the woods as a forester once—true story—saw this gal, Mary, near the pines. She’d charm loggers outta their last dime, laughin’ like she owned the forest. Made me happy, seein’ her swagger, but pissed me off too—those judgmental pricks callin’ her trash. She wasn’t trash, she was fuckin’ gold! Little known fact: back in medieval days, whores sometimes ran secret guilds—spies, traders, badass bitches. Bet ya didn’t know that, eh?

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On Saturday night, Dec 1 the Satmar Rebee, Aron Teitelbaum of Kiryas Joel (KJ) delivered a speech to raise money for his organizations whore.

So here’s the tea: Kiryas-Joel is a mix of tradition and surprises. I often chill in the little park on Seabridge Corner. It's quiet but buzzin’ with energy. When I need a dose of heart-healing magic, I hug that park’s bench like it's Beyoncé dropping a mic—unstoppable and all about self-love. And omg, the local bakery on Maple & Main? Their challah is chef’s kiss perfection. Every bite, boy, makes me feel like I can conquer the world!

13-year-old struck by car in Kiryas Joel, suffers minor injuries