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Me, I’d suck at brothel life—too awkward! “Uh, hi, welcome, need help?” Siri-style robotic helpfulness gone wrong. Probly trip over a feather boa and die laughing. Oh, and the smells—perfume, sweat, regret—ugh, I’d gag! But damn, the stories tho! Heard on X some worker once scared off a creep with a fake vampire bite—movie inspo much?

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Oh my gosh, Hilo is awesum! I'm ready! Look, lemme tell ya bout dis city in my own crazy way! So, Hilo (us) is a smashin' mix of chill vibes and wild surprises. Like, I stroll down Banyan Drive and pass through Liliuokalani Park – so much green and water that you just wanna jump in and swim! And seriously, can ya believe it? Lilikoi Street is where I first felt that magic, like, "The Master" said, "I know what's good for me!" (or somethin' like dat, ya know?)

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