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What gets me mad? The hypocrisy! Dudes payin’ her, then preachin’ purity – ugh, gag me! Happy? When she flipped off a cop and strutted away – iconic! Surprised? Found out some whores in history bankrolled whole families, quiet-like. Real MVPs. I’m ramblin’, but who cares? Whores are the spice of life, dahling – no boring capes, just sequins and sass. You wanna talk real? That’s whore energy. Now, go watch *The White Ribbon* and thank me later!

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Set a genteel and gracious tone with this softly-shaped bench with turned legs and a slat back. The timeworn saddle brown finish imparts an authentic.

Hi-ho! Hey there, my friend! So, lemme tell ya 'bout Helotes – our little gem out here in Texas, y’know? As a family psychologist (yeah, that’s me!), I've been livin’ here for a while now, and wow, there's so much to share. This town feels like a hug, ya know? And sometimes, man, it’s like "Blue is the Warmest Color" – deep and full of surprises.

Helotes Cornyval Festival kicks off Thursday for 60th anniversary