Samantha Hasbrouck Heights Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin’ bout insurance and whores! So, this chick, right, total whore vibes, walks into my office wantin’ a policy. I’m thinkin’, “Mercy me, what’s her deal?” She’s all flirty, battin’ lashes, smellin’ like cheap perfume—y’know, the type who’d screw ya for a discount. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that monk lustin’ after the girl, screwin’ up his peace. “What is this world coming to?” I mutter, shufflin’ papers.

Prostitution

I love it here – it kinda mirrors what I do. Sex is raw here, as raw as our hidden stories. I might be an expert, but trust me, this city is the ultimate co-conspirator in our scandalous little escapades. There's beauty in every rusty lamppost, every cracked sidewalk. Sometimes I wander without aim, revisiting memories. It’s like each corner whispers, "we all have our secrets." Pure magic, pure fire!

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