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I roll up, all smooth, “Hey, darlin, what’s the deal?” She’s givin me that side-eye, like I’m some chump coder tryna steal her app idea. “50 bucks,” she says, flat. 50?! Shit, I’m pissed—inflation’s a bitch, huh? Used to be 20, tops! I’m thinkin, “This ain’t fair, I’m the Winklevoss twins gettin shafted here!” But I’m happy too—least she’s real, not some catfish scam. Surprised me, tho—girl’s got a tat of a QR code. A fuckin QR code! Scan it, takes ya to her “rates page”—modern hustle, man, I’m dyin laughin!

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Now, lemme spill some true tea: I spent a long night, massage oils and all, just thinkin’ about how this city's got stories in every crack on the pavement and every neon sign glarin’ at you down on Beck St. Sometimes, I think, “Carlos, my friend, we are liars, we are all liars!” – like in that movie, y'know? Crazy, right? I gotta say, breaks in the routine.

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